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eject: An Open Letter To Another Canadian Mother →
kellyoxford:
Dear Canadian Mother, Yesterday I tweeted something like, “I wonder how many waiters serve a pregnant Victoria Beckham and think to themselves ‘Eating for one are we?’”
But I erased it because it was brought to my attention that Joan Rivers already said “Congratulations to Victoria Beckham,…
You say it sister…
November 2010
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God Damned Rain
Trying to sleep, usually the rain is relaxing, the sound is hypnotic. Except for tonight. I’m staying at my mom’s because she’s out of town. I’m not sure what the rain is hitting outside her window, but it sounds like a dog that is constantly licking themselves.
I even yelled at the poor dogs, telling them to stop…until I realized it was the rain…
I wish I...
