eject: An Open Letter To Another Canadian Mother

kellyoxford:

Dear Canadian Mother,

Yesterday I tweeted something like, “I wonder how many waiters serve a pregnant Victoria Beckham and think to themselves ‘Eating for one are we?’”

But I erased it because it was brought to my attention that Joan Rivers already said “Congratulations to Victoria Beckham,…

You say it sister…

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  1. takeoffandland reblogged this from kellyoxford
  2. llda97 reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    another Kelly… THANK-YOU!!!...self-righteous “super mommy” bullshit has scarred many
  3. mrshekmi reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    discovered this person! Fantastic letter.
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  5. simonpeterford reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    mother, or Canadian, this deserves
  6. jacks-smack reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    It is no secret that kelly oxford is my girl crush. Here is yet another reason why....see...
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  9. threenotch reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Kelly Oxford Fucking ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! If...aren’t following
  10. ohyesjess reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    g’damn TV show-slash-book right away, please.
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  13. foulmouthedliberty reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    so much. Best: “Women...that.” Me, too!
  14. newmediamama reblogged this from kellyoxford and added:
    Okay, I’m totally giving...just discovered the hilarious @kellyoxford (motherhood will...
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